Eh!!! you know what?? this is da 3rd time i'm actually blogging already because my computer keeps jamming up on my and erasing off my entry. =(
as if flunking two subjects is not horrible enough... life has a way of playing you down when you're already depressed enough.

Oh well!

thinking of how in the world i can actually break the horrible new to my mum without her i)Fainting or ii) smashing my skull into bits.
maybe i could try doing this:

Me: "Mum! i got A1 for Physics and A Maths!"
Mum: "Wah! So clever! Must be all the ____ brand milk powder i use..........."
Me: "Fat Hope manxX! Dang ku ku (loosely translated as wait long long)! I failed both subs. k?"
*dashes off before the sentence registers in her brain*

or

Me: "Mum! LOOK! a Two-Headed Monster!!! aRGH!"
Mum: *glances behind in shock* "Where???!!"
Me: "maifailedmyphysicsandamathsarokbyebye."
*dashes off before the sentence registers in her brain*
realise they both consist of me running off.... hrm... maybe i should try another strategy.

Me: "Ma! let me tell you a story! Long long long time ago in Singapore... there was a young princess who doesn't like to go to school..............................................
.......................................................................................................................................
..................Two Days later ...............................
..................Three Days later .............................
blah blah blah blah blah blah
Mum:"ZzzzzZZzz........ *snort* zzz...................zzzz. ...... *nods head sleepishly* zzzzz.......
Me:"So the moral of the story is that i failed two of my subjects."
Mum:"z.z.z.zzzzzzzzzzzz..............z.z.z.z.z........ZZZZ?!!!!?! "

yah... was so exhausted in school today from all the 'excitment' of my 'excellent' results that i was fainting all over the school with Wanling *hahaXX!* ;P
Ulu Pandang rocks. Was intenting to watch 2046 with Huii but ended up mopping around with a sulky look on our faces so we decided that since we didn't really look like we're 16 years old with that black face anywaes we better not go. (2046 is NC-16.... for wat? they could invent a JF-15 and a SQ-17 and watever.) yah. basically.... not a really nice day today.